Never, ever, play the ‘we’re jacking it in’ card for comic effect again. Unless, of course, you are jacking it in.
Connie
OB: Save your ammo. April Fools Day is six and a half months away.
Chris Whiley
Can we have JS’s version of the meeting for comparison purposes please? Balanced views and all that.
OB
Sorry! Didn’t mean to scare you. I thought the part where I take it back would follow so quickly that there would be time only for the first three stages or so.
No, it would take more than a complete inability to get along with my esteemed colleague to make me give up B&W.
Anyway in reality we get along fine. It’s just that he’s so silent. Never says a word. I’m sure he’s thinking deep thoughts (his eyebrows twitch now and then), but he never does manage to articulate them. Some kind of disability, perhaps – atypical aphasia, that sort of thing. Quite sad really.
ChrisM
Hope you are enjoying blighty. If you’re in the Roebuck on Sunday try and look like B&W types, and I’ll buy you a pint ;-).
OB
Enjoying it hugely. Will turn up at Roebuck in usual red polka-dotted dress, high-top sneakers, orange wig, and college scarf. That sounds pretty B&W-type-looking doesn’t it?
Karl
Speaking of Old Blighty, how much does it resemble Shaun of the Dead now?
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Never, ever, play the ‘we’re jacking it in’ card for comic effect again. Unless, of course, you are jacking it in.
OB: Save your ammo. April Fools Day is six and a half months away.
Can we have JS’s version of the meeting for comparison purposes please? Balanced views and all that.
Sorry! Didn’t mean to scare you. I thought the part where I take it back would follow so quickly that there would be time only for the first three stages or so.
No, it would take more than a complete inability to get along with my esteemed colleague to make me give up B&W.
Anyway in reality we get along fine. It’s just that he’s so silent. Never says a word. I’m sure he’s thinking deep thoughts (his eyebrows twitch now and then), but he never does manage to articulate them. Some kind of disability, perhaps – atypical aphasia, that sort of thing. Quite sad really.
Hope you are enjoying blighty. If you’re in the Roebuck on Sunday try and look like B&W types, and I’ll buy you a pint ;-).
Enjoying it hugely. Will turn up at Roebuck in usual red polka-dotted dress, high-top sneakers, orange wig, and college scarf. That sounds pretty B&W-type-looking doesn’t it?
Speaking of Old Blighty, how much does it resemble Shaun of the Dead now?