The Onion has 4th of July safety tips.
- Most serious injuries happen on July 4th, so set off your explosives on the day before or the day after.
That’s the best tip; I’ll stick with that one.
The Onion has 4th of July safety tips.
- Most serious injuries happen on July 4th, so set off your explosives on the day before or the day after.
That’s the best tip; I’ll stick with that one.