CBS is doing live updates of Trump’s jaunt to Puerto Rico. The most recent item is that he’s throwing paper towels to a crowd of people. Yes really: paper towels. “Here, Puerto Rico people, mop up the hurricane.”
The president — in what the White House press pooler described as a Stephen Curry impersonation — softly shot paper towels into the crowd. He also held up canned chicken breast for the crowd to see.
Reuters got a snap:
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FTFY
Lord Bountyful.
The distribution’d be so much more efficient if he had normal-sized hands.
Caption: Rejoice for I give you, the brown people, toilet paper to eat!
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