Elinor Lipman sends a poem:
I do not like that Cohen guy,
I would not like to testify.
Not in New York, not in D.C.,
Not on the stand! You let me be!
I will not help a refugee,
I would not, could not save a tree.
I do not need a Chief of Staff!
(Send resumé and photograph.)— Elinor Lipman (@ElinorLipman) December 13, 2018