Maybe it’s all a plot by Big Plastic Surgery.
Not really, but it’s certainly a gold mine for Big Plastic Surgery, also for Mid-size and Tiny Plastic Surgery. In the latter category is Dr. Beverly Fischer MD for instance. (Isn’t Dr./MD redundant? A bit trumpian?) Doc Beverly has a most alluring Twitter header.
Her profile is more advertisement than profile:
All your #PlasticSurgery needs! Lips, Face, Body. #Halo, #SculpSure, #BioTe & More. Get the best beauty tips, advice & special offers 👉http://bit.ly/2o0u9RZ
She urges us to get a facelift.
No matter how dedicated you are to your skincare routine, your skin will still age with time. Here's how a facelift can make all the difference. #facelift #plasticsurgeon pic.twitter.com/MhFmhMoEZo
— Dr. Beverly Fischer (@BeverlyAFischer) June 19, 2019
But don’t go thinking she’s about nothing but the appearance – she’s a Pride supporter too!
June is PRIDE MONTH! Celebrate with a $750 discount on our Top Surgery procedure! #plasticsurgery #cosmeticsurgery #genderaffirmation #gendertransition #FTM #DrBevsBoys pic.twitter.com/6tuPy8tl1v
— Dr. Beverly Fischer (@BeverlyAFischer) June 7, 2019
It’s Pride month! Cut your tits off! Low low price with our $750 discount!
Comments
9 responses to “Lift that face, chop those tits”
The idea of doctors advertising permanent changes to the body as an easy commodity is a strange one. Creepy, even.
Maybe we need to quit using the terms top surgery and bottom surgery. Start referring to it as cutting off breasts and cutting off penises. The euphemisms make it sound much more…benign.
When I first starting seeing “bottom surgery” I assumed it meant buttock sculpting or implants.
Not entirely redundant to say Dr. X, M.D. There are Dr. X, D.V.M. (vet), Dr. X, D.C. (chiropractic), Dr. X, O.D. (optometry), and even within medical doctors, there are Dr. X, D.O. (osteopathy).
Ah yes. Ok, scratch that one.
iknklast, #2; but mastectomy sounds so clinical. Only ill people have -ectomies.
Skeletor, #3; yes, I thought exactly the same thing.
Coming soon: Celebrate Black Pride Month. Get the full Michael Jackson treatment – only $7500 off.
Aos – I don’t want to call it mastectomy, either. I think OB’s chop off the tits catches the spirit…
There is a fat removal service (I think at a plastic surgery clinic) around here with the slogan “if you can squeeze it, we can freeze it”. Creepy, given all the body parts that can be squeezed, including breasts and penises.