Cleavage and Cross

The law and order party, let’s not forget.

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7 responses to “Cleavage and Cross”

  1. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    What are these idiots planning to say in February? I mean if they want to attach an asterisk to 46 (we all do to 45*) that’s fine, but Trump isn’t getting an inauguration ceremony.

    I suppose they could hold a fake one somewhere else on the 20th?

  2. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    Well, CNN has finally declared victory for Biden in Arizona and Georgia as well, bringing his number of electoral votes up to 306. Unsurprisingly, Trump was declared winner in North Carolina, raising his number of electoral votes to 232, nowhere near the 270 votes required. As far as the absolute number of votes is concerned, Biden has a lead of more than 5 million, more than the entire population of my country.

    https://edition.cnn.com/election/2020/results/president?iid=politics_election_bop

    I’ll never forget the pure horror when the news broke that Arizona had been called too early, and it looked like Biden desperately needed those 11 electoral votes to stay above 270 (Trump was ahead in all the other swing states apart from Nevada at the time).

    It’s not over yet, but at least it a relief to know that – even with all the gerrymandering and voter-suppression and an electoral system heavily rigged in favor of white people in rural areas – the orange sewage fountain lost the election miserably. If Trump’s attempted coup should succeed it won’t be because the people – or even the electoral system – gave him the mandate.

  3. Dave Ricks Avatar

    I predict both inaugurated by time travel

  4. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    Haven’t you heard? They’re now the party of “lawn” and order, hence the press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

  5. zubanel Avatar

    In his bathroom!

  6. Athel Cornish-Bowden Avatar
    Athel Cornish-Bowden

    I expect most of you think I’m crazy to pay any attention to what David Rasnick* says, but in his opinion the BRCA1 gene that led to Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy (and probably Kayleigh McEnany’s) is not a meaningful predictor of breast cancer, and that Angelina Jolie lost her breasts for no valid reason.

    *David’s and Peter Duesberg’s views on AIDS are almost universally derided, but they are widely recognized by other cancer experts as genuine experts on cancer..

    Fun fact: I was in Berkeley for a meeting on cancer on the very day that the tubby orange guy (I can’t think of his name at the moment) was inaugurated as President of the USA. I was able to watch the vast crowd of cheering supporters at the inauguration in real time on television.