He is not mentally well

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Ophelia Benson

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Crazier every day.

The clip starts in medias res with “…real information, and responsible and thoughtful dialogue from their elected leaders n from [he lifts his head from the page he’s been reading and exclaims] the media!” And with that he abandons the script and repeats his moth-eaten rant about the media, which reminds him of his moth-eaten obsession with Haberman, and away he goes. It’s loony tunes.

I don’t mean loony tunes in any hyperbolic sense, I mean loony tunes. Out of his fucking mind.

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5 responses to “He is not mentally well”

  1. Catwhisperer Avatar
    Catwhisperer

    Is he getting more orange?

  2. Omar Avatar
    Omar

    Out of his fucking mind.

    Pretty well sums it up. Should be posted up on the wall in the Situation Room.

  3. tigger_the_wing Avatar
    tigger_the_wing

    What a totally nonsensical rambling stream-of-consciousness.

    It is worth repeating at this point the theories that Ford had come up with, on his first encounter with human beings, to account for their peculiar habit of continually stating and restating the very, very obvious, as in “It’s a nice day,” or “You’re very tall,” or “So this is it, we’re going to die.”

    His first theory was that if human beings didn’t keep exercising their lips, their mouths probably shrivelled up.

    After a few months of observation he had come up with a second theory, which was this –

    “If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.

  4. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Omar, #2. It should be tattooed on his fucking forehead!

  5. Catwhisperer Avatar
    Catwhisperer

    I’d like to see “Donald Trump: Out of his fucking mind” scrolling across the bottom of the screen. Hell of a way to hand in your notice.

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