The heart of suburbia

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Ophelia Benson

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Cory Booker is not impressed by Trump’s move to whip up his audience by saying the words “suburbia” and Cory Booker!!” together yesterday. Oooooooh Cory Booker gonna move into your suburbia and make it all SCARY and not white so be afraid be very afraid.

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3 responses to “The heart of suburbia”

  1. Claire Avatar
    Claire

    Don’t you understand? Cory Booker isn’t just a black man. He’s a black man with VEGAN COOKIES! It’s unAmerican!

  2. iknklast Avatar
    iknklast

    Not only that, he’s a black man who is so obviously so much smarter than Trump that he must not be allowed near any of Trump’s base (not that they would notice).

  3. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    First they came for the guns, and I did not speak out—

    Because I did not have a gun.

    Then they came for the SUVs, and I did not speak out—

    Because I did not drive an SUV.

    Then they came for the butter, and I did not speak out—

    Because I did not use butter.

    Then they came for white privilege—and there was no one left to speak for me.

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