Jesus won’t let you get the COVID-19 because you’re not pansies.
Right-wing pastor Rodney Howard-Browne is not about to cancel church or prevent congregants from shaking hands because they are not a bunch of "pansies." pic.twitter.com/C36kBIEWqF
If those Cypriots can share spoons, shaking hands is the least the good pator can do to help America fight this foriegn virus.
Sackbut
Why does “Brave Sir Robin” from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” go through my head when I read this?
Holms
And since congregations tend to be elderly, pastors like this are pretty much maximising virus casualties.
Your Name’s not Bruce?
These guys (this pastor, Nunes, the Cypriot priests, Trump) with all their bravado, “standing up” against the virus, think they’re in a dick swinging contest against “pansies” who are being overly careful and cautious. In reality, they’re up against the virus itself, which really doesn’t give a shit, but they’re too stupid to realize this
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If those Cypriots can share spoons, shaking hands is the least the good pator can do to help America fight this foriegn virus.
Why does “Brave Sir Robin” from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” go through my head when I read this?
And since congregations tend to be elderly, pastors like this are pretty much maximising virus casualties.
These guys (this pastor, Nunes, the Cypriot priests, Trump) with all their bravado, “standing up” against the virus, think they’re in a dick swinging contest against “pansies” who are being overly careful and cautious. In reality, they’re up against the virus itself, which really doesn’t give a shit, but they’re too stupid to realize this