What he wants to say

Trump blathered at Rush Limbaugh for a few hours just now, because obviously he has nothing more important to do.

Towards the end of the radio broadcast, Limbaugh remarked that the president’s stamina was proof he had recovered from the coronavirus.

“The president’s status with COVID-19 is pretty solid,” Limbaugh declared, adding: “Not once during the hour and 42 minutes has the president been stumped, has he not known what he’s wanted to say.”

Oh please. Trump always knows what he wants to say, which is it doesn’t matter what, because the point is to prevent others from talking. We’ve watched him do it a million times in those “press briefings” – the way he holds out his pudgy little hand like a traffic cop when a reporter tries to get him to answer the actual question instead of bullshitting. He’s never at a loss for words, because he’s perfectly happy to say the same thing three times.

Informed of an Axios report that that the DOJ investigation into the origins of the Russia investigation would not be released before the November election, Trump expressed shock and frustration.

“It’s a disgrace,” he said. “If Bill Barr made that statement, I would be very disappointed in him.”

Right? Bill Barr is supposed to be in his pocket. What the hell, man?

Trump also had some choice words for Iran:

Steroids make you say “fuck” on the raydeeoh.

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