In light of the total lack of interest

“Well then I just won’t hold a press conference, so there. That’ll show them. They’ll be sorry.”

Former President Donald Trump has canceled a press conference at Mar-a-Lago scheduled for Jan. 6, the one-year anniversary of his supporters’ insurrection. Trump now says he will discuss the Capitol riot during a rally in Arizona on Jan. 15 instead. The press conference, he said in a statement, was canceled over the work of the House Select Committee investigating the violent mob’s attack. “In light of the total bias and dishonesty of the January 6th Unselect Committee of Democrats, two failed Republicans, and the Fake News Media, I am canceling the January 6th Press Conference at Mar-a-Lago on Thursday, and instead will discuss many of those important topics at my rally on Saturday, January 15th, in Arizona—It will be a big crowd!” he said.

What sense does that make? He talks as if it’s a punishment for him not to give a press conference. He’s just a stupid boring jobless guy in Florida who wants us to pay attention to him. Talk, don’t talk; we don’t care.

And why’s he holding a “rally”? Besides to hear himself talk? Well I guess that’s the answer – he’s holding a “rally” to hear himself talk, and bask in the approval of a few hundred imbeciles.

Updating to add: yes that sounds more like it.

Live tv coverage for “Trump says stuff” – ha!

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