Sir, sir, sir
He actually does. He actually does say, with stentorian emphasis, “LAST WEEK weirdo – he’s a weirdo – Mark Zuckerberg came to the White House, kissed my ass.”
After that he does his annoying dialogue routine, where he plays first the sycophant kissing his ass calling him sir over and over then himself then the sycophant some more.
LAST WEEK weirdo Zuckerberg came to the White House and kissed Trump’s ass.
Wait. Trump was in the White House last week? Why would they let him in? Isn’t he considered a security threat?
Nah, he wasn’t. He’s gone doolally.
You know how you almost never see Trump sitting, and when you do he’s leaning forward awkwardly? It’s because his ass is back in the White House being kissed by the likes of Zuckerberg.
It’s hard to sit when you don’t have an ass.
I guess he won’t be aceing any more “person, woman, man, camera, TV” tests.
Soon, with any luck, his (not-ever-going-to-be-sorry) ass will be in jail, along with the rest of him.
Is it Newsmax that is putting up an ad during it’s “coverage” of the speech, or is that Trump giving away gold coins with the purchase of something or other during the speech?