All smiles

Seriously now. Take a good hard look at that cover.

What is the central image, the one that jumps out at the viewer? A very conservative Muslim couple, the woman in a burqa chador and a man with the regulation full beard, with a child between them, both of them wreathed in smiles as they walk a few inches behind an apparent gay couple.

That is not the real world.

Very conservative Muslims do not beam joyously on gay couples in the park. They don’t. Secular liberal Muslims yes, but the uniform-wearing ones, no. Theocrats, Christian or Jewish or Hindu or Muslim, do not beam approvingly on same-sex couples, not even when they’re actually not same-sex couples because one of them is a trans man. They wouldn’t be tripping the light fantastic holding their child’s hands while the spawn of Satan loitered right in front of them.

Also look at that harlot just above the man, with her bare arms and hair. Not ok. Look at the little girl with the ice cream cone – why, she’s practically naked.

What’s the thinking here? That they’ll distract from the fiction of the pregnant “man” by presenting a fiction of cheery tolerant friendly conservative Muslims frolicking with the gender communiny?

Granted the cheery tolerant conservative Muslims aren’t physically impossible the way the pregnant “man” would be. But they are absurdly implausible, because believers who are that liberal don’t dress that way. The conservative dress is a marker, a marker of conservatism. Part of its job is to be a rebuke to the rest of the world.

Surely the publishers know this.

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