Gitcher sports bra on

Rubbing Our Noses In It chapter eleventy billion:

Transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney has secured another major partnership deal, days after Bud Light was criticized for partnering with her.

Mulvaney, an actor and comedian who has been documenting her transition across social media, is now a sports bra model for Nike. 

Wait wait wait wait wait.

What is a sports bra? What is the whole point of a sports bra? Why is a sports bra necessary?

Because breasts, that’s why. Because breasts stick out from the body, and bounce if the body is in rapid motion, and that’s uncomfortable at best. Because breasts need support in the activities that make up sports.

Dylan Mulvaney doesn’t have breasts.

It’s just so fucking insulting, this kind of thing – deliberately insulting. “Haha ladies it pisses you off that we pay Dylan to model makeup and dresses? Ok we’ll ratchet it up: now it’s Tampax, and sports bras for his flat chest! Hahaha sucks to be you, Karen.”

6 Responses to “Gitcher sports bra on”