Tough choice

Uhhhhh…for what purpose?

I guess we’re supposed to gasp and say “Wow Willoughby is so hot.” But that’s stupid. We know he uses filters and extremely heavy makeup…but anyway what woman age 57 posts selfies like that? He’s trying to look like a teenage beach bunny or some shit but we know it’s fake so why do it??? Why isn’t he embarrassed to do it? Why doesn’t he look at it and realize what a fool it makes him look?

That open mouth thing – we know why models and actors do that, and why photographers tell them to do that, but why does Willoughby think that means he should do it? While pretending to be a woman? Why doesn’t he get that we don’t think “Phwoarrrrrr,” we think “Ewwwww.”

Who made him so desperate for attention? Who did this to you, Jonathan?

I’d share the tweet itself but he deleted it. Too late!

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