Cake gender

What were we saying all along? That people are confusing personality with “gender” with sex.

Meet…fluffgender.

https://twitter.com/Serena_Partrick/status/1865410148614685070
Profound misunderstanding of what “cake” is, too. The best cakes are not soft and fluffy at all, but dense and rich (cue the “like my cousin Tim” jokes). Soft fluffy cakes that taste of sugar and not much else are not so much cake as crap.

Anyway. The hell with personality. Focus on morality, dedication, generosity, altruism, effort. Stop trying to be a cartoon character and do something with your life.

Comments

10 responses to “Cake gender”

  1. musubk Avatar
    musubk

    This is furry subculture in a different wrapper

  2. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Or a different cake mix box.

  3. iknklast Avatar
    iknklast

    Reminds me of that Pop Tart analogy. I hated that one.

  4. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    Some dirt on my phone screen rendered one “Oatgender”; really wondered about that one.

  5. ibbica Avatar
    ibbica

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  6. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Looks like you can just make up your own; constructed thusly:

    [Noun]gender (also gender[noun]), is a gender described as[noun] -like, or associated with [noun], and has some kind of texture, temperature, or facile similarity ot something vaguely [noun]ish.

    It’s impervious to parody because it’s already there.

  7. KBPlayer Avatar
    KBPlayer

    Western civilisation declined when the rich fruit wedding cake which lasts forever was replaced by something spongey/choclatey. No wonder the divorce rate has risen (like the fluffy cake).

  8. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    The Pop-Tart analogy. Alls I know is that I started a fire in our toaster with a frosted PopTart. Fortunately my mother knew to pour salt on electric fires.

    As for the rest, if you’re not making me sneeze and wheeze, you’re not a cat. (And give me a carrot cake with lots of raisins and some tart cream cheese frosting.)

  9. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    The ‘Ace’ (asexual) idennity community has some trope about preferring cake…

  10. Francis Boyle Avatar
    Francis Boyle

    I’m not sure I want to know what bung-ender is.