Living your values

Hahahahahahahaha

Ok I can’t parody it either but I can ask –

If she’s asexual why is she dressed that way and standing that way and glaring that way?

Are we supposed to think none of that is sexual at all in any way?

Come onnnnnnnnnnnn.

Comments

7 responses to “Living your values”

  1. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    if the woman in the poster were flunting her, um, asexuality, wouldn’t she be wearing something more like a burqa?

  2. Papito Avatar

    You are totally oppressing her by saying that’s sexual.

    And she’s wearing that top so guys will _stop_ looking at her breasts.

  3. Omar Avatar

    The Assembly of Asexuals? Could be inspired by The Assembly of God.

    Could be embarrassing for someone if one of them got mistaken for the other. Can’t be too careful these days IMHO.

  4. Mostly Cloudy Avatar
    Mostly Cloudy

    As a Marvel Comics fan, this slogan fatally reminds me of “Avengers Assemble”,

    Cue jokes about Asexual Widow, Captain Non-Binary, Hawk-Queer and Iron Trans.

  5. Nullius in Verba Avatar
    Nullius in Verba

    This must be the new version of wearing a tight, low-cut shirt with barely legible text scrawled across the bust in neon sequins and indignantly insisting, “My eyes are up here.”

  6. guest Avatar

    Apparently you can (response to the tweet):

    https://x.com/moleatthedoor/status/1806835665700614529

  7. Brian M Avatar

    I actually find this sooooo oppressive. This person is culturally appropriating the clothing and mannerisms of a sexually active person. So triggering!