Gold
The new William the Conqueror.
Trump: “Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, “freak out” when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT” pic.twitter.com/EEy08gwrWw
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 28, 2025
Do we even have a word for people who are addicted to ostentation?
I suggest chrusomania.
No amount of gold plating can cover up Trump’s utter lack of virtue and character.
Who let the baby out? Again?
Oh great. The President of the United States of American is acting like a Bond Villain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvl8KH6WBO8&list=RDTvl8KH6WBO8&start_radio=1
I wonder if his interpretation of “freak out” is more like disbelief. I have seen the Trump Tower lobby in New York, and it’s the most over the top display of disgusting ostentation imaginable. I didn’t freak out, but I was fairly nauseated and wholly unimpressed. Anyone with excessive money could have done far better with less. What a bunch of phony baloney. I can only hope Donnie gets his comeuppance in whatever afterlife he beliefes in, the absolutely worthless illiterate rotter.
Once (if?) a Democratic Administration returns to the White House, I hope that they televise the scraping off of all that crap in the course of the restoration/fumigation that will be needed. I think that all of Trump’s destruction and uglification should be very publicly documented, and then utterly undone and erased. Any “official” portrait of him should be kept out of sight, or displayed (if at all) in a dark, cramped space.
Twiliter:
A sufficiently thorough plating could turn Trump into a large, inanimate golden ball with no human-like features. Assuming I haven’t misplaced any decimal points, this works out to around 60 million dollars’ worth of gold. Not a bad price when you consider all of Trump’s wasteful spending. The gold ball should pay for itself in no time at all, and it would really improve US leadership.
That made me laugh.
Actually, I think it’s more like a Batman villain. Bond villains have sophistication. Batman villains are more like the buffoonery we see with Trump.
Trump is symbolised best as a gold-plated toilet.