Stonewall is poking its foot over the line Mummy told it not to cross.

Stonewall will be referred to the Charity Commission on Monday unless it withdraws “wrong and dangerous” advice on the meaning of last month’s Supreme Court ruling on women’s rights.

Sex Matters, the women’s rights group, say the controversial LGBT charity has encouraged “organisations to act unlawfully” by suggesting they delay any changes to female facilities such as toilets and changing rooms.

It’s heart-warming that Stonewall is so desperate to keep punishing women for being women. It’s impressive that Stonewall’s great project these days is to urge men to invade women’s toilets and changing rooms, because obviously women are bad people – spawn of the devil, you know – who need to be punished not once but all the time, every hour of every day. We all hate women, right?

On Thursday, Stonewall accused the Football Association of rushing into banning trans women, who are biologically male, from the female game.

And they said the Supreme Court’s historic judgment – that the definition of a woman was based on biological sex – had not yet become law.

Which is not how that works. Supreme Court rulings are the law. Stonewall, on the other hand, is a bunch of shits.