At least nicer words

Trump big mad at those people on the other side of the big water.

A sulking Donald Trump has lashed out at the British prime minister for not speaking to him nicely. The president, 79, has made it known that he’s unhappy with British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer for his refusal to back the war in Iran and assist with a U.S. Navy blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.

In his latest tantrum, Trump criticized the U.K. for failing to make “at least a minimal effort” and use “at least nicer words,” according to the BBC’s North America editor, Sarah Smith, who reported the remarks.

Ooh yes, nicer words, like the ones Trump invariably uses, on account of how it’s such a minimal effort and all.

The president added that “many people from the U.K.” had told his administration it was “incredibly bad a decision” for the NATO member to stay out of the war.

Oh yeah? What people? What “people from the UK” does he talk to? What people from the UK have any desire to talk to him? There are plenty of right-wingers in the UK, but are there plenty of right-wingers with a taste for US-style rudeness and ignorance and vulgarity? I think they prefer their own style.

The president warned in an interview with the Financial Times that rebuffing his calls to help secure the strait “will be very bad for the future of NATO.”

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The president told the publication that a four-day state visit from King Charles III and Queen Camilla next week could improve bilateral relations.

“Absolutely. He’s fantastic. He’s a fantastic man. Absolutel,y the answer is yes,” Trump said of Charles. “I know him well, I’ve known him for years. He’s a brave man, and he’s a great man. They would absolutely be a positive.”

Oh yes sure, he’s known him for years. Choss was right there when Trump bragged about grabbing them by the pussy – he larfed his royal arse off, you can be sure.