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Trump: Windsor Castle. It’s the longest building I’ve ever seen.

But I said to Charles, “Who built this? This place is incredible.”

William the Conqueror. I said, “Oh, William the Conqueror—was he a nice man?”

Charles said, “No, no, he was extremely strong and very tough.”

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— Acyn (@Acyn) July 6, 2026

“I said ‘Oh, William the Conqueror – was he a nice man?’”

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“Charles said ‘No no he was extremely strong – very tough.’”

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“I said ‘We have to come up with a good name for you Charles, maybe Charles the Conqueror’ – ‘No no no please’”

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And in conclusion: “William the Conqueror built a great building.”

Here endeth the lesson.