First in Our Nation’s History

Well whose fault is that?

Attorneys for President Donald Trump filed a petition Tuesday to toss the more than $83.3 million judgment in the defamation case brought by former magazine columnist E. Jean Carroll.

“This is the first case in our Nation’s history in which a court has imposed damages liability on a President for his conduct in office,” the filing states.

It’s the first time in our history that a president has been such a worthless evil sadistic women-hating abusive violent rapey shit. He is by far the worst human being who has ever had that job; no one else even comes close. He makes Nixon look like a saint. He has not one single redeeming quality. He’s not charming or funny or witty, he’s not generous or kind or loyal, he’s not interesting or well-informed or thoughtful. It’s not anyone else’s fault that he’s the first president to be entangled in such a disgusting brawl.

The petition went on to argue, “If left standing, the decision below will cause significant damage, not only to this President and future Presidents, but also to ‘the Nation that the Presidency was designed to serve.’

“As this Court has recognized, it ‘would seriously cripple the proper and effective administration of’ government if Presidents feared that their official acts could result in damages liability…

Excuse me. How is his revolting treatment of Carroll in any way an official act?

He’ll be raping and then eating toddlers next.

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