The White House prepared a victory feast as Democrats swept the midterms – and ended up leaving Trump president sitting in the dark, FURIOUS and practically speechless!
Donald Trump’s aides were so convinced Republicans would win Tuesday’s elections that they ordered platters of sliders and eggrolls from the Cheesecake Factory for a victory celebration.
The Cheesecake Factory???
By 10 p.m., the food was sitting untouched in the East Room, and White House officials were fleeing the building to drown their sorrows in downtown Washington bars.
According to White House insiders who spoke to the Daily Mail, Trump retreated to his private residence upstairs with his ever-present binkie Natalie Harp and Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, watching returns as one Republican defeat after another rolled in.
“He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” one insider revealed. “It’s very, very dark in the residence,” another said. “It’s a dark scene.”
Good. Good good good good. He needs to suffer. We need him to suffer.
Trump has spent the last two years surrounding himself with people who treat his every pronouncement as gospel. Now it appears his own advisers have swallowed the Kool-Aid to the point that they’ve lost the ability to distinguish his fantasies from political reality.
And somewhere in the White House, there’s a mountain of uneaten Cheesecake Factory eggrolls and sliders.
No thanks.
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