Well you have to admit, it doesn’t get much classier.
A transgender woman who masturbated in front of shocked staff at a hospital has been locked up.
See you’re not supposed to do it in hospitals or in front of adults. You’re supposed to do it on public transportation when there’s a little girl sitting opposite you.
Former soldier Paula Stanton, aged 62, of Severn Avenue, Barry committed the sex act at the University Hospital of Wales in Cardiff.
The Falklands War veteran had been taken there by ambulance for a mental health assessment over concerns over a threat to self-harm.
Aha. Foolproof way to get yourself into a hospital and in the presence of staff.
Lewis Ball, prosecuting, said: “The defendant put her hands down her leggings to the groin area. Staff could see that she had her penis in her hand and that her hand was moving up and down. This was happening on and off. He made eye contact with one nurse while he was doing it.”
Winky winky.
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