There’s no one in that church

Well this is at least good for an extended laugh.

Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but he was trans. And when he was resurrected, he came back as His true, transgender self. pic.twitter.com/ox1yIfAT9e

— The Dissenter (@disntr) September 23, 2026

The priest xirself is trans, according to xir. Xir says this right at the beginning of the clip, along with saying that hey listen to this now, god is not just non-binary, god is also trans. Yes she said it, God is trans, so exciting!!

But wait. What can that mean? How can you be both? Of course god can do anything, which is the whole point of god, because then you don’t have to explain things. But setting that aside for the sake of argument, how can you be both? They are in tension with each other. Being trans is all about being one or the other, while being non-binary is all about not being one or the other. See the problem?

So if god is trans along with being non-binary, which flavor of trans is xir? Trans what? Trans woman? (Which of course means literal woman, woman in every sense, therefore not actually trans.) But if trans woman how non-binary. It works much the same if you swap in “man” for “woman”.

Well we know how. This xir is a priest, and priests get to just make shit up. Church is exactly the right place for them, and nowhere else is.

(The readers added context bit is also hilarious.)