When counter-factuals go bad

Matt Yglesias decided to stir things up yesterday.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/982594029119590400

My guess is that if Hitch were alive today he’d be the leading pro-Trump columnist in America, following the siren song of faux contrarianism to its ultimate end.

That’s an incredibly stupid “guess,” as a number of people pointed out. Hitchens wasn’t right about everything, but he would never have been a toady of Trump’s. The idea is ludicrous.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/982594822195302400

He’d be a regular guest on Tucker Carlson’s show doing segments about the Deep State’s plot against Trump and how the left lost its way, calling Elizabeth Warren a shrill harpy, and denouncing the excesses of political correctness.

He seems to have him confused with Bannon. Other way around, dude – Bannon wishes he were another Hitchens.

https://twitter.com/amhitchens/status/982692661747503104

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15 responses to “When counter-factuals go bad”

  1. Rosie Avatar

    It’s so tin-eared. Hitchens would have despised Trump’s philistinism and demagoguery. He would have been quoting Mencken about electing a complete moron. Hitchens hated the Clinton clan, but he would have detested the Trump family.

  2. Lady Mondegreen Avatar
    Lady Mondegreen

    Hitchens wasn’t right about everything, but he would never have been a toady of Trump’s.

    He was a toady of Bush’s.

    I don’t know how he would have responded to Trump, but given his white-hot hatred of both Clintons, I strongly doubt he would have done much to hinder the election of Trump.

  3. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    But that wasn’t the claim. The claim was that he would be a pro-Trump columnist. Let’s not follow Yglesias in this kind of bullshit slippery slope argument. Hating the Clintons is not loving Trump.

  4. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Also…I didn’t say he would never have been a toady of Bush’s, I said he would never have been a toady of Trump’s. There’s a difference – the difference is in fact at the heart of the issue, at the heart of what’s wrong with Yglesias’s ridiculous claim.

    Plus I don’t think he was a toady of Bush’s. Wolfowitz yes, Bush no.

  5. Lady Mondegreen Avatar
    Lady Mondegreen

    Where I’m coming from: I wouldn’t have expected Hitchens to support Bush–I didn’t–but he did–or to support the Iraq War, or, lord help us, to continue supporting the “they had WMD” argument long after that was shown to be bullshit (I remember that clearly.)

    And his hatred of the Clintons was, I think, near-pathological.

    I realize that these things don’t make it certain that Yglesias is right that H would have supported Trump. I recognize the difference. He probably wouldn’t have. But I just don’t see Yglesias’ hypothetical as being as outlandish a possibility as you do.

  6. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Well, I can say this: Hitchens did seem to be on a rightward trajectory in some ways, so if Yglesias had said something like “given his trajectory in the last decade of his life, I wouldn’t have been surprised to see him end up full-on pro-Trump”…that would at least have been an argument.

    But I would still see it as impossibly unlikely. Trump is the sworn enemy of thought of all kinds. I really can’t see Hitchens aligning himself with that.

  7. Seth Avatar

    Hitchens wasn’t a toady of Bush’s; in fact, he was a loud and vocal critic of the man on many fronts and occasions. He frequently characterised Bush as a a moron, and even his send-up of the administration on the eve of Obama’s inauguration has an inordinate amount of throat-clearing, and even a hint of self-pity amid the ostensible defiance: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2009/01/no_regrets.html

    Hitchens only tolerated Bush as a means to an end, and that end was the removal of Saddam Hussein from Iraq and then the maintenance of an autonomous Kurdistan. It is impossible to imagine that he would have supported Hillary Clinton *or* Donald Trump, and only slightly less difficult to imagine him throwing his lot in with the likes of Jill Stein. If I had to guess, I’d say that he would’ve strongly supported Bernie Sanders during the primary and sat out the general—or written Sanders in. I imagine he would’ve supported, or at least urged, further military action in Syria and North Korea, and might have celebrated any signs that Trump and Co. were leaning in that direction, but that isn’t anywhere near the same thing as him blindly supporting Trump and so cheerleading those conflicts to show that support.

    In the end, it’s impossible to say; even the fact that everyone who knew and loved him, and everyone whom he respected and admired, is staunchly anti-Trump isn’t necessarily indicative of how he would’ve fallen; much the same could’ve been said about the second Gulf War, and his perhaps-naive optimism about its motives and its ability to succeed. But I’ve read enough of both him and of George Orwell to know that he knew a fascist when he saw one, and he never liked one he saw.

  8. Skeletor Avatar

    Let’s see what Hitchens said going into the last presidential election for which he would be alive:

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2008/10/vote_for_obama.html

    I know writers don’t always write the headlines and subheadline, but here they accurately summarize his article: “Vote for Obama: McCain lacks the character and temperament to be president. And Palin is simply a disgrace.”

    Would someone worried about presidential temperament be a Trump supporter?

    He might not have been a big Hillary supporter though, as he wasn’t a fan of the Clintons. I suspect he would have supported her over Trump. The most extreme (and very unlikely) situation would have been his anti-Clinton sentiment leading him to grudgingly support Trump as the lesser of two evils, followed by him blasting most of Trump’s actions after he took office and lamenting the poor choice we’d been given. But, again, I highly doubt that’s how it would have played out.

    He’d never in any universe be the “leading pro-Trump” columnist. Give me a break.

  9. Seth Avatar

    Also, here is a (short) video on how he felt about Bush before the 2000 election: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn0sH1gnHm4

    And a longer one (about ten minutes) that splices together his thoughts on Putin’s Russia from 2005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83OY6De6Ob4

    Given that last, it is exceedingly difficult to imagine him swallowing Russia’s interference in the American and European elections or waving it away as a Democratic conspiracy theory, and hence it is even less likely he would fall into line as a Trump sycophant.

    Again, that doesn’t mean he would never support the same things as Trump or his cronies might seem to, but in those cases his support for Trump (like his support for Bush) would hinge on Trump’s (like Bush’s) similarity to Hitchens’ own views, rather than Hitchens altering his views to bend to support for Trump.

    That is the difference between someone who’s wrong and someone who’s a toady. The first will accept the support of other mistaken people, to the extent those people agree with them; the latter will change their own views to mesh with the people up to whom they’re toadying.

  10. Seth Avatar

    Skeletor, that article is quite suggestive. Here are a couple of quotes that popped out at me:

    On the importance of character:

    A candidate may well change his or her position on, say, universal health care or Bosnia. But he or she cannot change the fact—if it happens to be a fact—that he or she is a pathological liar, or a dimwit, or a proud ignoramus. And even in the short run, this must and will tell.

    On McCain’s proto-Trumpian running mate, Sarah Palin:

    And the only public events that have so far featured his absurd choice of running mate have shown her to be a deceiving and unscrupulous woman utterly unversed in any of the needful political discourses but easily trained to utter preposterous lies and to appeal to the basest element of her audience.

    The most insulting thing that a politician can do is to compel you to ask yourself: “What does he take me for?” Precisely this question is provoked by the selection of Gov. Sarah Palin. I wrote not long ago that it was not right to condescend to her just because of her provincial roots or her piety, let alone her slight flirtatiousness, but really her conduct since then has been a national disgrace. It turns out that none of her early claims to political courage was founded in fact, and it further turns out that some of the untested rumors about her—her vindictiveness in local quarrels, her bizarre religious and political affiliations—were very well-founded, indeed. Moreover, given the nasty and lowly task of stirring up the whack-job fringe of the party’s right wing and of recycling patent falsehoods about Obama’s position on Afghanistan, she has drawn upon the only talent that she apparently possesses.

    It therefore seems to me that the Republican Party has invited not just defeat but discredit this year, and that both its nominees for the highest offices in the land should be decisively repudiated, along with any senators, congressmen, and governors who endorse them.

    It is impossible for me to read these quotes (or indeed the rest of the article) and come away with anything like Yglesias’s snide, crude, thoughtless accusations.

  11. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Exactly so. There’s way too much thought and detailed information in those passages to make Yglesias’s guess even slightly plausible.

  12. Rosie Avatar

    Yeah – the Palin comparison is telling. & Trump is far worse than Palin who at least had had some political experience.

    & if I remember correctly Hitchens was quite dewy-eyed at Obama’s inauguration, as anyone who had observed the American Civil Rights movement would have been.

    http://www.hughhewitt.com/vanity-fairs-christopher-hitchens-reflects-on-the-inauguration-of-barack-obama/

    He admired Obama’s ability with words. Word wielding counts a lot for a literary gent like Hitchens. Something that Trump lacks in spades.

  13. Rosie Avatar

    Also “toady” of Bush is wrong. “Critical supporter” better. Admirer of Wolfowitz and hawk politics is reasonable.

  14. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    Hitchens condoned violent opposition to Islamic imperialism, to the point of being seduced into endorsing reckless adventuring against the Baath regime. And he loathed the Clintons with a fervor that may have helped Trump/Stein/Sanders/Putin.

    Neither of these makes him a man of the Right. Not even the saner edges of the Right.

  15. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Rosie @ 12 –

    & if I remember correctly Hitchens was quite dewy-eyed at Obama’s inauguration, as anyone who had observed the American Civil Rights movement would have been.

    That. I watched every minute of it, a first (and last) for me. When the camera picked out John Lewis in the top row it just about did me in.