Shmontext

The new Jesus and Mo:

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5 responses to “Shmontext”

  1. latsot Avatar

    I looked up the Jesus quote. The justification given here is fairly hilarious: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_10#Verse_34

  2. iknklast Avatar

    latsot, I don’t see why anyone would think that makes it better. Oh, I’m not going to actually chop people up with a sword, I’m just going to destroy families. Nice…not.

  3. latsot Avatar

    Quite.

  4. John the Drunkard Avatar
    John the Drunkard

    Luke 19:27

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

  5. latsot Avatar

    Fortran 4:17:

    “You think I came here to not bite you?m I came here to fucking bite you”.