“No one remembers who came in second.” – Walter Hagen
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 30, 2013
“No one remembers who came in second.” – Walter Hagen
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 17, 2014
Also a couple of miscellaneous items:
“@realDonaldTrump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 12, 2013
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 9, 2013
Comments
6 responses to “No one remembers who Walter Hagen is”
I there any evidence that Trump ever actually written an IQ test?
I suppose the Trump keeps the file with his IQ in the same secret drawer in the secret vault where he keeps his tax returns.
For the rest of it, I recommend two default positions: 1. he pays little or no income tax, and 2. he has an IQ to match his vocabulary; ie nothing special.
Though he would not be the first dumb person to go around telling everyone how smart he is, or loudmouth ignoramus proclaiming how well informed, that latter syndrome is more common than its inverse: an intelligent and erudite person who readily admits to ignorance, and that on the scale of things, knows little.
But didn’t Trump just congratulate Nick Bosa for going #2 in the NFL draft?
Yes, see David Evans’s comment on that post. That’s why I went looking for examples to point and laugh at.
#1 chigau: Yeah, it’s right next to the note from the doctor that found him to be ‘The healthiest person to ever run for president.’
I wasn’t aware of the “special date” tweet. I just spent about ten seconds staring at it in horror, trying to process all the kinds of wrong. Then I noticed the time and date, which almost made me laugh. It’s moments like this when it feels like Trump is just a masterful creation of some kind of satirical genius. He says or does something mindblowingly awful, but then there is just this little bit of a joke that immediately defuses the tension and tells the audience “you’re right, he’s awful. Let’s laugh at him”
If only.