A guy goes to the Hyatt Regency Atlanta and shows his penis to a housekeeper. It doesn’t work out well for him.
The man exposed himself to a housekeeper at the Hyatt Regency Atlanta hotel and the housekeeper informed hotel security, according to Atlanta Police Department Investigator James White III.
When security personnel attempted to confront the man, he tried to escape by leaping from one balcony on the 11th floor to another. That’s when he fell, police said.
He was pronounced dead at the scene after the incident on Monday. His identity has not been released.
Hotel housekeepers are not there to do involuntary inspections of the male guests’ equipment. Keep your pants zipped and live to eat breakfast in the morning.
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6 responses to “A very expensive flash”
He should have stayed put. How many flashers ever get anything that serious happening to them, especially when they flash hotel maids? The DA would quickly have discovered that the housekeeper in question once took off her clothes to take a shower, and then she would be a floozy just asking for it, and he would be the innocent victim of her wiles whose life no one wanted to ruin.
I presume he booked a room in his own name, and this is where the incident took place. If so, they know who he is, and they have a home address and phone. Attempted escape is pointless.
But I doubt he thought about any of that, before the assault or before leaping off the balcony.
It’s nice to see a sexual assault with a happy ending for once…
All he had to do was say he’s a transwoman and the maid would have been dismissed for transphobia.
Also, there’s got to be a joke in there about the man tossing himself off :-0
Toxicology report?