A tip on how to feel more female lifted directly from movies. I mean really. I thought the femaleness of a trans woman was entirely innate?
Bjarte Foshaug
How does he know that the people in those movies self-identify as women?
Do they make it explicit?
I smell thoughtcrime.
Catwhisperer
Ah yes, nothing like the male gaze to show what femininity feels like from a woman’s point of view. Also, make sure not to just scrub yourself clean, but perform some kind of sensual quasi-masturbatory self-caressing lapdance while the imaginary camera pans around your body. Bonus points for doing with with your eyes closed and your mouth open. It’s how all the sexy ladies shower, don’t you know.
Holms
“…with your eyes closed and your mouth open.”
Shampoo flavoured showers are yummo!
guest
Fucksake. You wash your hair looking up so the soap doesn’t run into your eyes. Moron.
John the Drunkard
I actually discovered something of that phenomenon. At six feet, I normally have to stoop to get my head under the shower…With a higher shower-head, I found I could face the water and have the soap drain away from my eyes rather than into them.
Another sekret privilidge of those pesky cis-women.
Mike Kuebler
iknklast at #6
Ancient Chinese secret, eh?
Nullius in Verba
I mean, that’s just silly. Do these people think actual females go around feeling euphoria whenever it’s time to rinse out some shampoo? I mean, hot shower’s are nice and all, soothing, even, but Christ on crutches. The normal state of affairs is not euphoria, and seeking it out rather than correcting the causes of psychological suffering is almost certainly counterproductive.
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14 responses to “You often see women in films doing it”
FUCK! I’m a woman without even knowing it!
Powerful magic, isn’t it!
I’ve got no head hair, how the Hell am I supposed to know what gender I am?
Maybe get a clothespin for your nose, try not to drown in your showers, people.
Help! What am I supposed to do in the BATH!?!
YNnB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvE65VOcAL0
Just for you!
A tip on how to feel more female lifted directly from movies. I mean really. I thought the femaleness of a trans woman was entirely innate?
How does he know that the people in those movies self-identify as women?
Do they make it explicit?
I smell thoughtcrime.
Ah yes, nothing like the male gaze to show what femininity feels like from a woman’s point of view. Also, make sure not to just scrub yourself clean, but perform some kind of sensual quasi-masturbatory self-caressing lapdance while the imaginary camera pans around your body. Bonus points for doing with with your eyes closed and your mouth open. It’s how all the sexy ladies shower, don’t you know.
“…with your eyes closed and your mouth open.”
Shampoo flavoured showers are yummo!
Fucksake. You wash your hair looking up so the soap doesn’t run into your eyes. Moron.
I actually discovered something of that phenomenon. At six feet, I normally have to stoop to get my head under the shower…With a higher shower-head, I found I could face the water and have the soap drain away from my eyes rather than into them.
Another sekret privilidge of those pesky cis-women.
iknklast at #6
Ancient Chinese secret, eh?
I mean, that’s just silly. Do these people think actual females go around feeling euphoria whenever it’s time to rinse out some shampoo? I mean, hot shower’s are nice and all, soothing, even, but Christ on crutches. The normal state of affairs is not euphoria, and seeking it out rather than correcting the causes of psychological suffering is almost certainly counterproductive.