How to do better at pronouning.
Yes! That’s so important! Always get into the habit of interrupting people to tell them what to say. Life is drab and tedious without that.
What a fun afternoon that sounds like.
What if my authentic self is someone who doesn’t believe in specialty pronouns?
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11 responses to “they”
Well, I actually could say that one in the last frame, but I’m afraid it would sound very sarcastic. But then, I am the sarcastic sort, especially when confronted with nonsense.
How about (wtf/ever) or (who/cares), or even (piss/off). Problem solved. :P
This is basically a tutorial for How To Be A Sanctimonious Wanker.
I don’t think I could ever use the phrase “authentic self”, let alone “thank you for sharing your authentic self”, unironically.
“How to Be A Sanctimonious Wanker” needs to become a book.
Well, now I know that non binary includes women, excludes men.
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Sackbut:
That was the working title. On release it was called Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.
AoS:
Ha!
It was required reading in one of my high school English classes. I liked it at the time. I don’t think I’d enjoy it now.
I’m afraid I can’t read this phrase without thinking of the scene in Beneath the Planet of the Apes, where mutant humans worshiping the Doomsday Bomb remove masks to expose scarred, disfigured faces, intoning “I reveal my inmost self.”
I have decided that my pronouns are He, Him and His, to be written with capital H, as with references to Jesus.
ACB, I think I’ll announce my pronouns as he/she, him/her, they/them, and it. And you have to use all of them, or you invalidate my multiple genders and multiple identities.
I was thinking of declaring that my pronouns are “someone else”/”someone else”/”someone else’s”, so nobody can ever talk about me. Haven’t tried it, though.