By copy of this Truth

Trump’s having a busy day. He’s also been telling the FBI what to do via his personal social media platform. That should work.

Donald Trump has demanded the return of some documents seized by the US justice department in an FBI search of his Mar-a-Lago property in Florida last week – apparently under the impression that posts on his Truth Social platform carry legal weight.

Or any other kind of weight.

In a post on Sunday, the former president wrote: “By copy of this Truth, I respectfully request that these documents be immediately returned to the location from which they were taken. Thank you!”

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On Saturday, citing anonymous sources, Fox News reported that in the search at Mar-a-Lago last Monday, the FBI seized boxes “containing records covered by attorney-client privilege and potentially executive privilege”.

Nonsense. The records were no longer his to keep once Biden was sworn in. There is no form of “privilege” that overrides that.

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11 responses to “By copy of this Truth”

  1. Rich Roberts Avatar

    I just read where in addition to the boxes of government documents, the FBI also seized Trump’s passport. So, no jetting off to the arms Putin when the walls start closing in.

  2. Steven Avatar

    I was just rereading this the other day (from 2016!)

    Donald Trump’s Ghostwriter Tells All

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

    More than anyone else I have ever met, Trump has the ability to convince himself that whatever he is saying at any given moment is true, or sort of true, or at least ought to be true.

  3. Rob Avatar

    But, isn’t it obvious that any of executive privilege rests with the.. er, executive. And Trump ain’t it any more. At least not for now.

    Steven, I recall reading that as well. It really cuts to the nub of so much about Trump’s behaviour. Then again, looking at how the world seems to work these days, I don’t think Trump is alone in that particular mental disease.

  4. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    “We hold these Truths to be self-evident: that all Documents are Unclassified; that they are Endowed by their Creator (ME!) with Unclassifiedosity; that they’re MINE and you’d better give them BACK or I’ll hold my Breath till I’m Blue in the FACE!”

  5. Sastra Avatar

    “By copy of this Truth …”

    Sounds like Sovereign Citizen-Speak to me. Stilted formal language supposedly unlocks Government’s ability to claim you under its dominion.

    Now wouldn’t it be entertaining if the Conspiracy-Mongering President decided to invoke a conspiracy as his defense? Sickening, yes — but entertaining.

  6. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    apparently under the impression that posts on his Truth Social platform carry legal weight.

    Or any other kind of weight.

    Google tells me the mass of an electron is 9.1093837 × 10-31 kilograms; If you scrape enough of his posts together, they’ll weigh a little bit more than nothing.

    “By copy of this Truth, I respectfully request that these documents be immediately returned to the location from which they were taken. Thank you!”

    That sounds like a strange mashup of Sovereign Citizen bullshit with a dollop of uncharacteristic servile politeness (Thank you! ?!) on top.

    I just read where in addition to the boxes of government documents, the FBI also seized Trump’s passport. So, no jetting off to the arms Putin when the walls start closing in.

    They should grab Jared’s as well.

    But, isn’t it obvious that any of executive privilege rests with the.. er, executive. And Trump ain’t it any more. At least not for now.

    But he’s got so much of that 45th President of the United States stationary to plow through. In his head he’s President for Life. (Here Sir, more fries and ice cream. Eat up!) He probably refuses to acknowledge the existence of the number 46 out of pure principle.

    “…and you’d better give them BACK or I’ll hold my Breath till I’m Blue in the FACE!”

    I might pay good money to see that.

  7. Papito Avatar

    Re the passports, I’m hoping for a reprise of OJ’s famous chase up the 405, but with Air Force and a (Russian oligarch’s) corporate jet.

  8. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    Maybe Truths are Truth Social tweets?

  9. twiliter Avatar

    @7 Nah, he’ll be racing away on his golf cart to join up with his very own Navy.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/29/trump-new-kind-of-rally-flotilla-288141

  10. Catwhisperer Avatar

    Wouldn’t Trump turn green if he holds his breath? Because he starts out orange.

  11. Pliny the in Between Avatar
    Pliny the in Between

    It is becoming harder and harder to satirize this creature.

    But birds gotta fly,

    So I must try.

    https://farcornercafe.blogspot.com/2022/08/im-grandest-wizard-of-all.html

    I really do appreciate the news feed aspect of your site – saves me a lot of time finding the most egregious or batshit things he’s done in a 24hr period.