Which one is Cinderella?

Martina has a finely honed sense of humor.

The photo is courtesy of Princess Ivanka’s Instagram, and there’s widespread hilarity at the fact that she cropped out Junior’s Fox News Lady who was on Princess’s left wearing black.

But the family values joke is interesting as well as funny. It’s sort of a family photo from King Don’s harem. Having them pose together is…odd, isn’t it? I don’t get out much so I don’t really know, but is it usual for wedding photos to have that harem vibe? Is it usual to put the current sex toy in the photo along with the previous one? If Ivana hadn’t fallen down the stairs and been buried on King Don’s golf course would she have been there too? Are Tiffany and Melania close?

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5 responses to “Which one is Cinderella?”

  1. Eava Avatar

    As much as I hate Trump, he did not cheat on Marla with Melania. He and Marla were in the process of getting divorced when he first met Melania. Melania had nothing to do with their divorce. Tiffany grew up in California with Marla and didn’t have much to do with her father, so I doubt she and Melania have much of a relationship.

  2. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    In my experience it’s pretty normal for wedding photos to be taken in various permutations, including the “let’s have all the ladies together,” so it doesn’t really strike me as out of the ordinary.

    Interesting that Princess Ivanka has issued a statement saying that while she still supports her dad, she won’t be involved in politics this time around. Sorry Ivanka, you’re still not getting invited to the Met Gala again.

  3. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Hahaha I saw that, and read her pompous statement about her “service” the first time around – and I was just this second thinking about her sad boring social life in Florida now.

  4. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Interesting that Princess Ivanka has issued a statement saying that while she still supports her dad, she won’t be involved in politics this time around.

    Or, this could just be a bargaining position. She’s probably holding out for a Cabinet position. She can reference her experience in the Trump Administration on her CV. That would put her miles ahead of most people he’d be choosing anyhow. If he offered her something, how likely would it be for her to turn it down?

  5. James Garnett Avatar
    James Garnett

    Speaking of Trump and his bizarre relationships with the women in his life, I’m reminded of that ÜBER CREEPY photo of Ivanka when she was a teenager, sitting on Trump’s lap and gazing up at him, with his hand on her thigh.