If you want stilettos you’ll have to buy them

The Telegraph solemnly reports:

A non-binary senior US nuclear official has been charged with stealing a suitcase at an airport.

The owner of the suitcase however is non-non-binary. She’s not a man, even half.

Sam Brinton, 35, became the most prominent genderfluid person in the US government in June, overseeing the disposal of nuclear waste.

He’s a man non-binary as opposed to a woman non-binary.

The appointment of the MIT graduate, who uses the pronouns “they” and “them”, was hailed at the time by diversity campaigners.

By laughably credulous “diversity campaigners.” A pale man who calls himself “them” and has a high-up government job is not much of a blow for diversity.

When Brinton took up the post in June they tweeted a picture from their office wearing Stars and Stripes stilettos.

They wrote: “As one of if not the very first openly genderfluid individuals in federal government leadership, I was welcomed with open arms into the Department of Energy.”

Not one of the very first self-obsessed goons though.

Comments

18 responses to “If you want stilettos you’ll have to buy them”

  1. Rev David Brindley Avatar
    Rev David Brindley

    Is there anything else that screams “non binary” like a man wearing Stilletos?

  2. maddog1129 Avatar

    Did NB/he/they steal the suitcase to get the stilettos?

  3. guest Avatar

    @2 there was a long and somewhat interesting thread about this on Ovarit:

    https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/211568/non-binary-biden-nuclear-official-charged-with-stealing-woman-s-luggage-at-airpo

    Suspect he stole the bag for the reasons you’d expect.

  4. Graham Douglas Avatar
    Graham Douglas

    …who uses the pronouns “they” and “them”…

    But he doesn’t, does he? At least, not about himself. He demands that others use them.

    More obfuscating language, hiding what’s going on.

  5. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    Non-binary genderfluid, so sometimes he’s a man non-binary and sometimes he’s a woman non-binary. This is science, and you can tell because he works in science. But I’m curious about how he targeted that specific suitcase, how would he know what the contents are, or that it belonged to a woman who would have the type of clothes that turn him on to wear.

  6. Catwhisperer Avatar

    Christ, that first photo at the Telegraph article actually made me flinch. Pennywise without the wig and only half his makeup on.

  7. maddog1129 Avatar

    How does “they” know it was a woman’s suitcase? Surely, “they” didn’t just assume someone’s sex or gender? “They” didn’t ask for pronouns; “they” couldn’t know just by looking, could “they”?

  8. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    From the Ovarit link that guest shared, it’s been reported that the brand of luggage is one that is sold to women and has a flowery design; so it’s probably safe to assume that’s how he knew.

  9. Naif Avatar

    It is puzzling that someone with that obvious level of solipsism could ever pass a security clearance. All it would take is proof of one prior incident to fall into the hands of the wrong people, and nuclear secrets are compromised.

  10. Mostly Cloudy Avatar
    Mostly Cloudy

    “…who uses the pronouns “they” and “them”… “

    Shouldn’t Brinton also use “we” and “our” to refer to themselves, like a medieval monarch?

    The horrible GOP are going to lap this scandal up.

  11. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Yes they are, which is so ironic because there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING left-wing about any of it.

  12. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    It turns out that by subscribing to a substack writer, I have a substack. The whole “left – right” interface with this trans issue may be a topic for my first post. I’m a better procrastinator than a regular writer, so I may not get to it tonight, but I will try.

  13. guest Avatar

    @12 yes please, I’d be interested in your expressed thoughts on this as well.

  14. Rob Avatar

    Why would a person with a successful and high profile job, presumably well paid, steal luggage? Clearly not a well person thinking rationally. Best removed from his sensitive role in that case.

  15. Lady Mondegreen Avatar
    Lady Mondegreen

    Rob @15

    Why would a person with a successful and high profile job, presumably well paid, steal luggage?

    Some autogynephiles are aroused by wearing underwear women have worn. The actual articles, I mean, not the same brand.

    Was the woman he stole from returning from somewhere? He probably hoped to find used, unwashed underpants in her suitcase.

  16. Rob Avatar

    Like, I said, clearly not a well person. Kink is one thing, lacking the impulse control to commit a crime in pursuit of your kink is another entirely.