Surrogacy Program Manager

Donor Concierge introduced Kylee on Facebook in August 2020:

Introducing Donor Concierge’s new Surrogacy Program Manager: Kylee Warren!

Kylee joined Donor Concierge in 2020, and she has over 8 years of experience working in the third party fertility field.

Oh is that what they call it. “Third party fertility” – how elegant – how mollifying. It’s not renting a woman to cook someone else’s baby, it’s third party fertility. Public Relations wins another round.

She previously worked for a top U.S. fertility clinic, focusing on egg donation and gestational surrogacy. Kylee recently earned her Masters in Global Public Health and holds a BS in Health Sciences and Pre-Nursing. Kylee’s deep medical experience, passion for family building and leadership have made her perfectly suited to take on this new role!

This new role treating women like machines for the manufacture of other people’s babies.

There’s a photo of her, in which she looks perfectly pleasant and decent. I’m not sharing it because it’s not the point; it’s the soothing “this is all perfectly normal” wording and the actions behind the wording that I find revolting.

Note that Donor Concierge doesn’t say anything about the profits. I suspect they’re not small.

Comments

7 responses to “Surrogacy Program Manager”

  1. Nullius in Verba Avatar
    Nullius in Verba

    George Carlin had a routine on what he called “soft” language, how it obfuscates and dehumanizes. This would probably fit right into the bit. Like, “Surrogate gestational carriers for third party fertility services? Women.

  2. twiliter Avatar

    @1 Had Carlin lived, I believe he would have shredded trans ideology better than any comedian alive today. I sure miss his insight and perspective. His disdain for the fashionable was fierce.

  3. Nullius in Verba Avatar
    Nullius in Verba

    twiliter: I agree, but somehow the woke sort seem to think Carlin would’ve been on their side.

  4. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    Hell, everyone seems to think he would be on their side… forced teaming of dead people too tempting.

  5. thelibrarian Avatar

    Apparently she has never qualified in any health care profession but nonetheless has “deep medical experience”. This annoys me. Apparently she was in a prenursing program, but either didn’t get into nursing school or decided that patient care was not the right path for her. She did the MPH instead, not that there’s anything wrong with that, but learning about the health care system is not the same as learning to provide health care and then doing it.

  6. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    She’s a manager, a Program Manager. She has experience of managing.

  7. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    As a concierge, would she be able to get me tickets to a Broadway show while I’m waiting for the zygotes to implant?

    Who am I kidding, I’ve had a vasectomy.