Jeeeezus this guy. Notice anything a little off about this “campaign photo”?
As your MP I will work for better housing infrastructure and sustainable communities. Labour built homes for heroes after the war, we can build homes for the next generation after the pandemic. #AffordableHousing#SustainableLivingpic.twitter.com/vLGA9FfUsR
— Eddie Izzard for Brighton Pavilion (@EddieIzzardLab) December 4, 2023
Ffs!!
Comments
8 responses to “As your MP I will welcome you to look up my skirt”
KBPlayer
Without doing the research I would guess that no ordinary woman politician would choose the ultra-feminine look for their campaign literature, nor this pose. They wear a sober suit and look like they’re professional women doing a job.
Your Name’s not Bruce?
…no ordinary woman politician would choose the ultra-feminine look for their campaign literature, nor this pose. They wear a sober suit and look like they’re professional women doing a job.
Well, to be fair, he’s trying to do two things at once. First, (and most importantly) he’s trying to convince us he’s a woman. LOOK AT ME IN GIRL MODE! A sober suit isn’t going to sell that. Not that what he’s wearing does it either, but some fantasies die hard, and he obviously has nobody who will tell him “No.” Let’s just say that Mr. Izzard clearly has not given up his acting and comedy career; he just doesn’t know it yet. Second, he wants us to vote for him. Unfortunately his efforts are at cross purposes. Trying to make us believe he’s something he’s not (i.e. lying) is not really the best way to go about convincing voters that he’s going to represent their interests, seeing as how he’s already misrepresenting (and mis-prioritizing) his own. How can he be a full time MP when he’s giving all his time and energy to being a delusional narcissist? How can he serve others when he is so completely self-absorbed and unselfconscious?
Mike Haubrich
Whoever designed this card is either clueless about graphic design and eye movement, or else very inerested in moving our eyes in a specific direction.
Ha. Nobody involved in this can possibly plead cluelessness. One glance at that photo is all it takes. The upskirt is 100% deliberate.
KBPlayer
Given that he is talking about a housing shortage, which is a grave problem in the UK, he should be standing outside of a Council house or a building site or anything to do with housing – not a jolly picture of him patting a dog.
James Garnett
Once again, these guys prove that AGP is real.
Catwhisperer
Well the dog’s got my vote!
Mostly Cloudy
Catwhisperer #7 ; Well, the pooch couldn’t be worse than some of the humans who have led the UK over the past half-century.
Comments
8 responses to “As your MP I will welcome you to look up my skirt”
Without doing the research I would guess that no ordinary woman politician would choose the ultra-feminine look for their campaign literature, nor this pose. They wear a sober suit and look like they’re professional women doing a job.
Well, to be fair, he’s trying to do two things at once. First, (and most importantly) he’s trying to convince us he’s a woman. LOOK AT ME IN GIRL MODE! A sober suit isn’t going to sell that. Not that what he’s wearing does it either, but some fantasies die hard, and he obviously has nobody who will tell him “No.” Let’s just say that Mr. Izzard clearly has not given up his acting and comedy career; he just doesn’t know it yet. Second, he wants us to vote for him. Unfortunately his efforts are at cross purposes. Trying to make us believe he’s something he’s not (i.e. lying) is not really the best way to go about convincing voters that he’s going to represent their interests, seeing as how he’s already misrepresenting (and mis-prioritizing) his own. How can he be a full time MP when he’s giving all his time and energy to being a delusional narcissist? How can he serve others when he is so completely self-absorbed and unselfconscious?
Whoever designed this card is either clueless about graphic design and eye movement, or else very inerested in moving our eyes in a specific direction.
I choose to avert my eyes.
Ha. Nobody involved in this can possibly plead cluelessness. One glance at that photo is all it takes. The upskirt is 100% deliberate.
Given that he is talking about a housing shortage, which is a grave problem in the UK, he should be standing outside of a Council house or a building site or anything to do with housing – not a jolly picture of him patting a dog.
Once again, these guys prove that AGP is real.
Well the dog’s got my vote!
Catwhisperer #7 ; Well, the pooch couldn’t be worse than some of the humans who have led the UK over the past half-century.