Do you have a receipt for that?

The Guardian taking care to insult women right in the headline:

‘I’m as baffled as the next ovary-owner’: navigating the science of treating menopause

The subhead:

Conversations about menopause have matured but the question of when and how to treat perimenopausal symptoms remains confusing – even to a science journalist

Conversations about menopause have matured but we’re calling women “ovary-owners”? How do you square those two items?

I wonder how often The Guardian calls men “testicle-owners.”

Comments

2 responses to “Do you have a receipt for that?”

  1. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    What’s this I hear about reducing people to their genitals?

  2. Omar Avatar

    I wonder how often The Guardian calls men “testicle-owners.”

    Some penis-possessors, namely eunuchs, who lack a pair of the above through no fault of their own, no doubt have tender sensibilities in that area. The Groan understandably does not want to upset them.

    And such penis-possessing testicle-lackers are no doubt more frequent in the overall population than some might think; paticularly those individuals naturally on the light side in that said area due to their own vaginal possession.

    And accidents do happen. Some testicle-owners, such as matadors, picadors and torreadors, who have more than an average chance of loss in that area, no doubt get hit with high insurance premiums as a result.