Swept

Golly gee whaddya know, there are actually reasons women don’t want men in our toilets with us.

POLICE have swept Scottish Parliament toilets for hidden cameras after a suspended Labour MSP was charged with possessing indecent images and banned from the premises.

MSPs and workers in the Edinburgh Parliament were given an update on Friday after news broke that Colin Smyth, who has had his access suspended amid a police investigation, was accused of having installed recording devices in the toilets.

Huh. But we’ve been repeatedly assured that nothing like that ever happens so shut up.

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