Sparkles scribbles
Aw look, we get to see Euan pretending to be a Real Live Genuine Journalist with a little tiny stub of pencil and a little tiny notebook so that he can scribble away and thus convince all observers that he is really truly reporting on the scene.
I suppose the childish, polka dot back-pack is supposed to fool us into thinking he’s not a grown-ass man?
I’m not sure what exactly the purpose is of the greasy hair.
Bruce, the hair identifies as clean.