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  1. iknklast Avatar

    So he’s still eager to reveal state secrets. Got it.

    He’s selling stuff for money while showing off that he has access. What a jerk.

  2. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    I wouldn’t need to sign up, though, really; I would just need to know Mike Waltz’ Signal account name.

  3. maddog1129 Avatar

    So, now he’s selling state secrets for profit? To random yokels? Wotta guy!

  4. guest Avatar

    I haven’t had any luck yet finding a working link to this – does anyone know how much ‘membership’ is supposed to cost?

  5. What a Maroon Avatar
    What a Maroon

    All written in Sharpie! With a special introduction from Trump BFF Vladimir Putin!

    Order before midnight tonight and you’ll get a copy of the real, unredacted Epstein files with a special introduction from Trump BFF Vladimir Putin!

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