A patriotic alternative scam

Hilarious.

Nearly 600,000 Trump supporters paid £74 ($100) each towards a gold smartphone that, nearly a year on, does not exist.

The Trump Mobile T1 phone was announced in June 2025 by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump as a patriotic alternative to Apple and Samsung, retailing at £370 ($499) and promising a ‘Made in the USA’ build.

An estimated 590,000 buyers paid a £74 ($100) deposit to secure one, collectively handing the venture roughly £43.7 million ($59 million). As of May 2026, not a single confirmed customer has received the device. Now, a fresh wave of anger is spreading across MAGA forums after buyers received communication making clear that their money is, for all practical purposes, gone.

Why would you do that? Put down a deposit on something you could just buy (in a different version)? Why would you even put down a deposit on something you couldn’t currently buy because it’s not finished yet? Why wouldn’t you just wait until it was finished? Why put a deposit on some future piece of manufactured crap? On a house, yes, since there’s only one of it and there may be rival buyers, but on a small consumer item, no, because wtf.

And then of course that times a thousand when the source is a Trump. Of course they’re going to take your money and then shrug. That’s who they are. How dumb do you have to be to send them 100 bucks for a future piece of junk they will end up not making anyway?

Oh well, we know the answer to that.

Comments

9 responses to “A patriotic alternative scam”

  1. twiliter Avatar

    590,000 people don’t know Trump and family are a bunch of rip-off artists? That’s like a seventh of the US population.

  2. twiliter Avatar

    Bad math, more like a sixth. That’s a hell of a lot of people who got scammed, and that’s only one of their scams!

  3. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    I sure would like to see the math behind those estimates ;)

  4. twiliter Avatar

    It definitely looks like a big class action suit in the making.

    (Bjarte, yes the math in my head is atrocious, even as I type on a device that can do all of that for me.) :)

  5. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Well start with the US population is 342 million and then note that 590,000 is not even 1 million and go from there.

  6. Artymorty Avatar

    In some ways, Trump World’s obvious con-job nature mirrors what’s going on at the other end of the political spectrum with trans ideology, which is in many ways an obvious con job, too.

    It’s so comically obvious to outsiders that the Trump Phone was a scam, and the comedy is heightened by the fact that the right-wing saps trapped in Trumpland can’t see it.

    Likewise, it’s so comically obvious that so many men in women’s clothes are either opportunistic chancers or psychologically unwell, and the comedy is heightened by the fact that the left-wing saps trapped in Genderland can’t see it.

    When I see things like the Trump Phone or the many preposterous “artworks” that deify Trump, well, first, I laugh, because they’re so ridiculous. But then, my brain draws immediate parallels to the big-fetish-boobs high school teacher defended by the school board, or Daniel “Danielle” Muscato being praised as a brave woman by lefties, or the six-foot-six Navy veteran playing on a young women’s college basketball team, or “Veronica Ivy” being invited on The Daily Show to be fêted as a civil rights pioneer, and on and on.

    Then I think of Elisabeth Moss, and the eternal mystery of how she could play a heroine who defies an abusive, misogynist cult on the TV series The Handmaid’s Tale while simultaneously complying with an abusive, misogynist cult — Scientology — in the real world.

    And I actually find a strange sense of… if not quite calm, then at least something like, understanding: Aha! It’s incredibly easy for good people to become trapped inside tribal silos. Fully understanding that, and remembering to centre that fact in my thinking… at least that makes me feel closer to grasping the root of the problem. And that gives me a small sense of direction, because it provides a roadmap and an objective for possibly solving what sometimes looks like an utterly hopeless situation.

    If we can better understand how to break people’s tribal attachments, we might be better able to solve the seemingly unbridgeable gulf between us and them. And maybe society could resume productive, civil dialogue before the world blows itself up.

    At least that’s an actionable step in theory. And that there is what motivates me to keep writing about the trans issue. And more specifically, focussing on the behavioural science and group-psychology aspects of it.

  7. twiliter Avatar

    But Arty, 560,000 people? Are there even that many trans people in the world?

    On a personal note, I sometimes worry about my early morning math. Thanks for the perspective Ophelia, maybe not ALL hope is lost, but then again, 560,000? I can barely wrap my head around it.

  8. Freemage Avatar

    I’m going to put forth a partial defense of the suckers–but only partial.

    We’ve been softened up by the videogame industry and crowdfunding sites into accepting the idea of putting money down for something that we’ll actually receive later. It’s actually pretty useful as a funding mechanism for small companies.

    That said, these people are still suckers. For one thing, you always, always investigate the company providing the thing, and make sure they have a solid reputation. Anyone reading even five unbiased news stories about Donald Trump would know that the man is as crooked as they come.

  9. twiliter Avatar

    I see I’ve made another mistake. 590,000 not 560. But yes count me in with the suckers, there was a small tool that I wanted that was being crowdfunded in order to get it manufactured, but it was only a $5 investment. Still, I never got it, even though it became fully funded and then some. A learning experience, but at least it didn’t cost me a Franklin.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *