Lights on!

Oh good, a new horrible idea for how to mess with the planet and the sky and night and day.

The federal government has approved plans by a start-up company to test a satellite that would use a 60-foot mirror to reflect sunlight back to Earth after dark, as part of a project the company says would power solar farms, provide light for rescue workers and illuminate city streets.

In a license issued on Thursday, the Federal Communications Commission gave the green light for Reflect Orbital of Hawthorne, Calif., to launch its Eärendil-1 satellite into low Earth orbit. The company plans to deploy its test satellite this year but has said it eventually wants to send as many as 50,000 big mirrors into space.

Listen up. We evolved on a planet that has day and night. We need both. We rely on our circadian rhythms. We don’t need elonmusk types blasting sunlight at us at 2 a.m. GO AWAY.

The approval came despite a flood of opposition from astronomers, wildlife experts and others who say the light from the mirrors could distract airplane pilots, wreak havoc on astronomical observations and interfere with circadian rhythms, the light-and-dark cycles that help people, animals and plants know when to wake and sleep, to bloom or to migrate.

Yeah no shit. Leave our circadian rhythms alone.

In a letter to the F.C.C. sent last month, the American Astronomical Society, said the endeavor “cannot be considered to serve the public interest” and in fact would waste taxpayer dollars by wrecking the work of federally funded astronomical facilities, even as it brought untold risks to people and wildlife.

“It is clear that the activities that Reflect Orbital is proposing will have an impact on the Earth environment, including on human health, agriculture and wildlife, in addition to astronomy,” Roohi Dalal, the society’s director of public policy, wrote.

Darkness is a human right.

Comments

6 responses to “Lights on!”

  1. Omar Avatar

    As an old-time political street demonstrator and campaigner (Ho Chi Minh is the George Washington of Vietnam.!) I suggest one good slogan to be: “Day and night are a right.!” Nor can I see it being long before some suitably-equipped nation (eg China?) decides that it is in their interest to shoot the ferking things down using space drones; all the while acknowledging the debt they owe Reflect Orbital of Hawthorne, Calif., for setting up these handy targets, that help so much in the training of their own armed forces.

    On the other hand, these night-killers could come in handy in the eventual colonisation of Neptune or Pluto, which would otherwise continue to be very dark and very cold, but could have a future as ski resorts.

  2. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    I guess it was only a matter of time before some real world Gustav Graves watched Die Another Day and decided that that whole “Icarus” thing was a totally awesome idea. Unfortunately I don’t think we can count on James Bond coming to the rescue this time.

  3. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    (Not after the unfortunate “Heracles” incident, which I’m sure someone will soon try to emulate as well)

  4. twiliter Avatar

    A potentially catastrophic endeavor for sure, and when abandoned, will leave fifty thousand new pieces of space garbage, of which there is already a disturbing amount in LEO. When the project fails, and it will, they will have made their money and gone. Starlink is operational with twelve thousand satelites, but there are plans for three or four times as many. How much of Earth’s mass has to be launched into orbit before someone (anyone?) says stop? There’s already over 18,000 tons of garbage out there with a tiny fraction of it operational. Musk of course is profiting from sattelite internet, but ultimately how necessary is sattelite internet? Not to mention space weapons and anti-weapons, remnants of an ongoing pissing contest between countries that has left many tons of garbage behind. Our tax dollars at work. I say defund these lunatics.

  5. twiliter Avatar

    Not to mention the massive amounts of greenhouse gases produced and ozone depletion from space launches.

  6. Jim Baerg Avatar

    I understand that ground level outdoor lights mess up circadian rhythms too.

    How could we enforce restrictions on the intensity of outdoor lights and also the intensity of artificial noise such as engines?

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