Have you ever studied any world history?

Salman Rushdie thinks it’s funny, Russell Banks thinks it’s funny; I think it’s funny too. (So that means I’m as cool as Salman Rushdie and Russell Banks, right? Sure.)

Anyway. I thought this particular bit would speak to us today.

And he asks, “Kelly, have you ever studied any world history?,” and I’m, like, “Excuse me, but I happen to be wearing an imported Italian cashmere sweater.”
I’m totally stealing that.

Comments

6 responses to “Have you ever studied any world history?”

  1. Stewart Avatar

    I guess that makes me cool, too, even though it’s the Untouchables/brunettes line that keeps on coming back to me.

    Just found that privately printed Kallenbach biography co-authored by his grand-niece that I once picked up second-hand on the shelf again. Must do a closer reading.

  2. daveau Avatar

    “You are so handsome when you are not speaking.”I am so stealing that…

  3. Josh Slocum Avatar

    Oh my shit that piece is hysterical! I’d forgotten how much I like Paul Rudnick.

  4. Eric MacDonald Avatar

    I think it’s very funny too. Does that make me cool? Well, as cool as Ophelia?

  5. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Let’s face it – we’re all cool.

  6. Saikat Biswas Avatar
    Saikat Biswas

    Just like Fonzie.