Take heed:
A poster with the message:
ATTENTION
BETA MALES
SUPPORTING
#heforshe:
Despite what you may have been told, your sudden newfound support of feminism will do absolutely nothing to get you laid. Indeed, feminism has a long, bloody history of despising feminist men. They find them sexless, unarousing, and boring. BUT THEY WON’T TELL YOU THAT. They want your help, not YOU.
I love the “long, bloody history” part. It’s bloody to say no to sex?
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19 responses to “ATTENTION BETA MALES”
Well, you know… palms chafe.
Well there’s always pie.
*reads*
*stops in mid-chew*
*puts down plate with half-eaten slice of pie*
*gets up from table*
*moves out of Solar System*
Finish the pie first, Chris!!
Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.
Since the MRA/Red Pill/MGTOW crowd can’t figure out that we’re people, they can’t understand feminism, and cannot figure out a reason other than “wanting to get laid” why any man would claim to believe women are people.
Always remember: Despite the popularity of VHS, Beta always was the superior technology.
That’s the first time I’ve seen “despising” used to mean “glomming onto in something like desperate gratitude.”
It’s also worth noting that the original Alpha Males — the breeding male of wolf packs, a.k.a. “Dad” — does a relatively equal share of the childrearing by for instance eating puppy shit off the den floor. MRAs loath to change diapers take note.
I don’t have a Wolf Dad equivalent for running to the convenience store to get tampons, but they probably would.
Well, yes, once you start looking at actual animal dynamics. And once you do that, you start realizing how powerful females are.
Long, bloody history… hrmm… all I can come up with is “Feminist men don’t run screaming from menstrual blood.”
Heh. I’m always amused by this alpha beta conceit.
Leaving aside that people are sapient, if they used the actual ethological meaning, those who proclaim wouldn’t be the actual “alphas”.
What about gamma makes like me? I guess there’s no hope for us.
Bernard Hurley
They know better than to make gammas angry. They wouldn’t like gammas when they’re angry.
DAMMIT!
I keep wondering where the lambda males fit into all this.
I googled Lambda males because of you, Chris. I now know more bout that terrible bullshit those idiots come up with, and I can never return to my sweet and blissful ignorance.
I am going to eat biscuits to console myself, because Ophelia has ruined pie for me.
Awww, that wasn’t me, that was whoever made that movie.
Learie, don’t let the MRAs ruin what has been a historically wonderful symbol of LGBTude for you. There’s a lot of fine history behind the use of Lambda as a symbol.
Stuff like this is always really revealing about the men who create and share it.
In their minds, women are sex objects, and the only reason to interact with women is to secure access to their bodies for sex.
So of course, they project that perspective onto any men who disagree with them.
The thought that they may actually be blinkered or in the wrong can’t fit past their bias.