He could have stated his response more accurately

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Ophelia Benson

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Childe Donald is back on Twitter.

Brian Williams on MSNBC had a good time last night pointing out that Trump is saying Sessions committed perjury there.

Brian William explained that any lawyer would tell Trump to shut up.

Trump has never been within sight of reality.

Remember when presidents used to try to act like adults, at least a little bit?

So pathetic. Totally, dude. So pathetic I can’t even.

Oh god the tiny fist. How I hate the tiny fist.

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6 responses to “He could have stated his response more accurately”

  1. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Not crazy about seeing him in something that kinda looks like a uniform. Or medals. Many dictators love uniforms and medals. He better not try to wear that fucking Purple Heart. He better not promulgate a military oath of allegiance to his person.

  2. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Ah, that tiny fist. I heard (well, started) a rumour that he’s demanding that everything he has to hold be custom made to be half the size of regular things so his hands look bigger than average. See, he does have some sense of perspective :-)

  3. musubk Avatar
    musubk

    Hah, his hand really is kind of small.

  4. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Not Like Sessions*, his hand is Yuuuge!

    * There is a rumour that Sessions had himself shrunk, except for his hands, just to make them look bigger ;-)

  5. tiggerthewing Avatar
    tiggerthewing

    When Trump first started appearing on my radar last year, I laughed when I found out that he had long borne a grudge against a wit who accused his hands of being small. But, it turns out, the wit was actually being accurate (which is probably why Trump was so upset).

    I recently read that an enterprising person went to Madame Tussaud’s New York place, and measured the bronze hand cast made from his hands for his model (which was apparently removed in 2011).

    They were, apparently, only seven and a quarter inches long.

    That’s small by any standard, but particularly so for a man of his stature (6’2″ in his prime).

    http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/08/donald-trump-hand-size

    My hands, by contrast, are precisely eight inches long. I cannot fit them into any gloves designed for women, and I have to buy extra-large men’s gloves. I’m a little over 5’7″ tall.

  6. Stewart Avatar
    Stewart

    https://www.facebook.com/144310995587370/photos/a.271728576178944.71555.144310995587370/1460566227295167/?type=3&theater

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