Meet Mr Horror
President Donald Trump had a Halloween event with reporters’ children in the Oval Office on Friday, expressing shock that the press “produced such beautiful children.”
“I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children,” Trump said. “How the media did this, I don’t know.”
He pointed to members of the press and asked the kids, dressed up in Halloween costumes, if they knew who the reporters were.
“They’re the friendly media,” Trump said. “That’s the press.”
He looked over at one of the kids to his left.
“Are you crying for me sweetheart?” he asked.
He added “these are beautiful, wonderful children,” asking if they are “going to grow up to be like your parents?”
He expressed tepid disapproval for that idea, but said the kids should not “answer” because “that could only get me in trouble, that question.”
“You have wonderful parents, right?” he asked.
Then what? He pinched them, threw mud at them, offered them drain cleaner, stuck his hand down their pants?
A flunky then handed him some candy to give the traumatized children.
Turning to one of the kids, Trump said, “You have no weight problems — that’s the good news, right?”
Trump said he bets that the kids “get treated better by the press than anyone in the world.”
He congratulated the assembled media for doing “a good job here” with their children. He pointed to himself and said, “I wouldn’t say you did a good job here.”
“But, really beautiful children,” he said, adding that “they can stay, the parents, maybe not so much.”
Then he dropped his pants and waggled his dick at them.
What a horrible dream! I hope Cooper could pinch your arm and wake you from it, into the bleak reality.
Wow. I watched a clip of this, and it was clear that Donnie thought he was being clever. Congratulations on putting one over on a bunch of children… I have literally (not figuratively) never seen him speak without feeling a need to cringe.
I no longer need to watch a clip to understand Donnie thinks he’s clever.
What will it take to make him understand he’s not?
He seems to think that because the media are comprised of nasty meanie people (his view), they must also have ugly children.
“Are you crying for me sweetheart?” Oh my fucking god.
“…that could only get me in trouble, that question.” But he asked it anyway.
“You have no weight problems — that’s the good news, right?” uuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhh
“But, really beautiful children,” he said, adding that “they can stay, the parents, maybe not so much.” I’m struggling here. What is more overwhelming: the stupidity required to think he is being clever, or the pettiness in using a children’s halloween party to make them?
Just another impostor. Don’t be fooled by Insanity-Clause.
He also asked one, “How do the media treat you?” Implying, of course that the media treat him badly. What an incredibly asinine question, as if children that age get media coverage, or even know what he’s talking about.
Whose children were they? Who would subject their children to Trump anyway? How could you possibly think that would be a good idea?
Trump participated in the production of several children.
We can see many of them now.
Try to imagine what it was like for them, growing up.
Then try to sleep tonight.
Seriously.
On the plus side, he made a big point of having NOTHING to do with the raising of them, including even stuff you would think is the fun part, like going to play in the park.