Meet Mr Horror

Oh gawd.

President Donald Trump had a Halloween event with reporters’ children in the Oval Office on Friday, expressing shock that the press “produced such beautiful children.”

“I cannot believe the media produced such beautiful children,” Trump said. “How the media did this, I don’t know.”

He pointed to members of the press and asked the kids, dressed up in Halloween costumes, if they knew who the reporters were.

“They’re the friendly media,” Trump said. “That’s the press.”

He looked over at one of the kids to his left.

“Are you crying for me sweetheart?” he asked.

He added “these are beautiful, wonderful children,” asking if they are “going to grow up to be like your parents?”

He expressed tepid disapproval for that idea, but said the kids should not “answer” because “that could only get me in trouble, that question.”

“You have wonderful parents, right?” he asked.

Then what? He pinched them, threw mud at them, offered them drain cleaner, stuck his hand down their pants?

A flunky then handed him some candy to give the traumatized children.

Turning to one of the kids, Trump said, “You have no weight problems — that’s the good news, right?”

Trump said he bets that the kids “get treated better by the press than anyone in the world.”

He congratulated the assembled media for doing “a good job here” with their children. He pointed to himself and said, “I wouldn’t say you did a good job here.”

“But, really beautiful children,” he said, adding that “they can stay, the parents, maybe not so much.”

Then he dropped his pants and waggled his dick at them.

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