Prince Vanity

Oh christ. Donnie has given himself a new cover photo on Twitter. It betrays what a vain self-absorbed idiot he is.

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As if the whole point of being president is flying around in the big blue plane to work up crowds of people.

Every day we learn afresh what a child he is.

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6 responses to “Prince Vanity”

  1. Josh Slocum Avatar

    Jesus.

  2. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Jesus, indeed. That looks like the Florida (?) fascist rally where as he came down the steps we heard a choir singing “Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord…”

  3. Sam Day Avatar

    I had some dreams, they were clouds in my covfefe

    Clouds in my covfefe, and

    You’re so vain

    You probably think this song is about you

    You’re so vain,

    I’ll bet you think this song is about you

    Don’t you?

    Don’t you?

    Apologies to Carly.

  4. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    NotBruce, it was even more nauseating than that. Whilst waiting for the new saviour to appear they were playing Ride of the Valkries.

    On the upside, think of all the stairs he has to face to play on the big shiny sky-toy*. Why the Hell he’s scared of stairs is anybody’s guess.

    *Do you think he gets to sit in the cockpit and pretend to be flying it, with sound effects and everything?

  5. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Yes, I remember the Wagner (WAGNER!), but I was segueing from Josh Slocum’s “Jesus” comment. Now if he’d said “Odin”, then I would have mentioned the Valkyrie instead…

  6. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    I’m actually quite partial to a bit of Wagner now and then. As one critic whose name I forget once said, Wagners music is ‘better than it sounds’. How’s that for faint praise?