A simple private transaction

Theme for today: beware the smocking gun.

Also, of course, the “simple private transaction” was spending money to buy the silence of two women he had sex with so that the voters wouldn’t know he’d had sex with two women outside his marriage. How dare we invade his privacy like that.

Also, it’s not “the Dems,” it’s federal prosecutors.

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9 responses to “A simple private transaction”

  1. Your Name\'s not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name\’s not Bruce?

    Also, it’s not “the Dems,” it’s federal prosecutors.

    Yes, but they’re all Dems. Everybody knows any opposition to him is biased, partisan and wrong by definition. Everyone else loves him, and his Word is Law.

  2. iknklast Avatar

    so that the voters wouldn’t know he’d had sex with two women outside his marriage

    Which is weird, anyway, since his infidelity during his prior marriages was common knowledge. Plus, did he really believe he could shoot someone on 42nd street and not lose any voters, but that he couldn’t have sex with two women outside of marriage and not lose any voters? Are his voters that far away from consistent behavior? (Rhetorical question – no need to ask. Trump voters defy all attempts to find consistency and coherence).

  3. Rob Avatar

    Smocking gun?

  4. Rob Avatar

    I’ve now read the next post. Should have known you’d be all over that.

  5. Acolyte of Sagan Avatar
    Acolyte of Sagan

    Why won’t he just fock off?

  6. Skeletor Avatar

    You all must admit it is literally true that nobody has found nor is likely to find a smocking gun.

  7. Rob Avatar

    It’s probably locked in the same room as the covfefe.

  8. iknklast Avatar

    Damn. Now I need a cup of covfefe, and it’s all locked away. Thanks a lot, Rob.

  9. Rob Avatar

    The covfefe shortage is smocking iknklast. Totally smocking.

    Give Trump his due, he does come up with words flexible in their utility. Mostly because they have no defined meaning.