Jingle bell blurts

The current public meltdown.

Oh well if Tammy Bruce and Steve Hilton say so it must be true! (Who? No idea.)

Oh well if he told you that it must be true! He can’t possibly be lying to you.

And yet you used to call him “Mad Dog” with that tender gleam in your eye.

Says Stupid Donnie Trump.

Mein Führer, I can valk!

And so the Stock Market takes another plunge.

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2 responses to “Jingle bell blurts”

  1. iknklast Avatar

    Every time POTUS mentions Wall, I think about A Midsummer Night’s Dream. “I am Wall”. Can we have that sort of wall? Please? One that walks away when it gets bored or forgets its lines? One with a “chink”?

    Donald is the most clueless president we’ve ever had. And to think, we could have had an imperfect but highly skilled Hillary Clinton…if only the people were given their voice, instead of an electoral college designed to ensure that midwestern white farmers and industrial capitalists get more voice than the rest of us. (In fact, because of the electoral college, those of us who are liberal living in deep red states have our voice totally skewed, because no matter who we vote for, it will be for the nastiest, tax-cuttingest, pussy-grabbingest Republican. And Republicans living in blue states fare no better, having their vote handed to the liberul they hate).

  2. Screechy Monkey Avatar
    Screechy Monkey

    The thing about being respected is…. if you are, then you generally don’t need to shout about it.