Speaking of writing ability, he’s been busy today.
Crazy Maxine Waters, said by some to be one of the most corrupt people in politics, is rapidly becoming, together with Nancy Pelosi, the FACE of the Democrat Party. Her ranting and raving, even referring to herself as a wounded animal, will make people flee the Democrats!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
Yep, he rolls out of bed in the morning and calls a black Congresswoman “crazy.” Usually he calls her “very low IQ” instead.
I interviewed 4 very impressive people yesterday. On Monday I will be announcing my decision for Justice of the United States Supreme Court!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
The economy is doing perhaps better than ever before, and that’s prior to fixing some of the worst and most unfair Trade Deals ever made by any country. In any event, they are coming along very well. Most countries agree that they must be changed, but nobody ever asked!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
That one is very avant garde – very opaque and enigmatic, like Finnegan’s Wake.
When we have an “infestation” of MS-13 GANGS in certain parts of our country, who do we send to get them out? ICE! They are tougher and smarter than these rough criminal elelments that bad immigration laws allow into our country. Dems do not appreciate the great job they do! Nov.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
It’s ok to talk about infestations of human beings if you use scare quotes on the word.
How can the Democrats, who are weak on the Border and weak on Crime, do well in November. The people of our Country want and demand Safety and Security, while the Democrats are more interested in ripping apart and demeaning (and not properly funding) our great Law Enforcement!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
You see, he capitalized “border” and “crime” and “country” and “safety” and “security” and “law” and “enforcement” for emphasis. Notice also the fine writing.
Many good conversations with North Korea-it is going well! In the meantime, no Rocket Launches or Nuclear Testing in 8 months. All of Asia is thrilled. Only the Opposition Party, which includes the Fake News, is complaining. If not for me, we would now be at War with North Korea!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
Just out that the Obama Administration granted citizenship, during the terrible Iran Deal negotiation, to 2,500 Iranians – including to government officials. How big (and bad) is that?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
Now that Harley-Davidson is moving part of its operation out of the U.S., my Administration is working with other Motor Cycle companies who want to move into the U.S. Harley customers are not happy with their move – sales are down 7% in 2017. The U.S. is where the Action is!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
Wow! The NSA has deleted 685 million phone calls and text messages. Privacy violations? They blame technical irregularities. Such a disgrace. The Witch Hunt continues!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
Heading to West Virginia to be with my friend, @WVGovernor Jim Justice, at his beautiful Greenbrier Resort. He works hard, does a great job, and raises lots of money for charities!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
The Washington Post is constantly quoting “anonymous sources” that do not exist. Rarely do they use the name of anyone because there is no one to give them the kind of negative quote that they are looking for. They are a disgrace to journalism but then again, so are many others!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2018
And then the one where he tells us what a good writer he is.
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11 responses to “Many great words”
Who? On what basis? Compared to whom?
My guess is that one of his aides (or Trump himself) pulled that out of their arse, or possibly believe that anyone black is automatically corrupt. They’d certainly never make the connection to themselves, since anything they do they’re entitled to do, by dint of Trump being President.
Most unpresidential President in my lifetime, which considering that includes Nixon (the earliest President I can remember) onward is saying something.
Harley hadn’t announced any plans to move in 2017, you ignoramus.
What motorcycle companies are going to be eager to move to the US that aren’t here? Also isn’t the Harley iconic and irreplaceable?
I can’t see there being any MAGA-cycle that would be an adequate substitute for the guys that ride then.
“In the meantime” to mean ‘at the same time as’ then bragging about the preceding 8 months.
Harley Davidson’s decision announced a few days ago angered customers, and caused reduced sales in 2017.
You know, I’m beginning to think he is a bit thick.
Harley-Davidson customers have gone back in time to buy fewer Harleys in 2017. That’s why the things are so iconic, they have a time travel function.
Oh Jeezis!
Is this the best the poor bastard can do?
Still, printed out end to end on a roll, all those thoughts of President Tweetle would probably make passable dunny paper.
My anus deserves better than exposure to his tweets. I hope yours does too!
Trump must be an interpreter’s nightmare since he can’t even speak his native language properly. How often, in international negotiations, is there an enormous difference between what Trump thinks that he said, and what was lost in the ‘translation’ of his incoherent sentences.
That’s an interesting point. It must be awkward for translators because they’ll worry that it sounds as if they are making the dog’s breakfast of what Trump says. Then again I’m sure all parties are well aware of his reputation for being a rotting clueless distracted shell of a human.
Ophelia,
We don’t know whether Kim thinks that Trump has agreed to a unilateral withdrawal of US troops from Korea or he’s written him off as a harmless buffoon and it’s business as usual. Or something else entirely.
‘…sales are down 7% in 2017.”
Is he not aware that it’s 2018, or does he not understand the use of ‘were’ as the past tense of ‘are’?